What did the referee say to the pushy snooker player? |
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Get to the end of the cue |
Why did the lemon run into the middle of the road? |
Because he wanted to play squash |
Why is E lazy? |
Because it is always in bed |
What goes tick-tock-tick-tock-woof? |
A watchdog |
What is worse than finding an maggot in your apple? |
Finding half a maggot |
What's always coming but never arrives? |
Tomorrow |
Did you hear about the man who told his Doctor that he felt like a suitcase? |
The Doctor sent him packing |
Did you hear about the man who told his docter that he felt like a pair of curtains? |
The Docter said pull your self together man |
What do you get if you cross a duck with a cow? |
cream quakers |
what do you get if you cross a small cat and a ball of wool? |
Mittons |
what do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? |
A wooly Jumper |
what do you get if you cross a moose and a cocoa bean? |
Chocolate moose? |
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